Today Jesper "Chewy2006" Kesegich turns 23 years old. He still lives with his parents, has never kissed a girl and is most certainly a virgin. All he does is smoke weed and play videogames all day. We got together and decided that he didn't deserve a birthday flash this year, but after him crying for a solid 4 hours and harassing me over facebook and skype and msn and aim and myspace(lol who even uses myspace anymore xD) I was forced to make this shit for him.
I wish you a CRappy birthday you chump (notice the CR instead of the H, fucking comical genius man you got so pwnd)