These aren't your little kid's bed time stories! If they are, seek help!
How much fun can one have with dead babies?
Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
WASD / Arrow keys: Move Player
0 to mute
+/- to adjust audio
P to pause
Rocks - Instant Damage
Fire - Dame over time
Ice - Freezes Player
Bomb - Instant Damage
Diamonds - Extra Points
Hearts - Regen Life
P Block - Makes Player invincible
Jetpack - Slow down the rate of fall