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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
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Fantastic! Marvelous! Espectacular! Buenisimo! Genius!
The best part is that is actually as such!
wow... God is the god of trolling, and Im OK with that
God is the original troll.
Very lool. It hurted me too. XDD
Love the series you have feels like the only time the "TRUE" parts of the bible are ever read. Side note, I felt my legs squeeze together from the thought.
Yeah, its pretty frightening to think about your father coming home and slicing your penis for no reason. I wonder how many of his slaves died from this?
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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