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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
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Despite this being sacrilege or blasphemy for die-hard christians, it is hilarious. You get a deduction for playing with religion, but you get the rest for playing with religion really well, friend.
4 stars. I want more of this.
Its for a good cause
Genital mutilation for the Lord bitches!
We need to bring that back!
I'm a Christian and I find these things pretty damn funny. I never took the Old Testament too seriously. I've never been a fan of circumcision either. I think you shouldn't make such choices for their children. And religiously I don't think people should be "owned" (I feel like you were implying something there). I can understand this a little mocking, but I've taken worse offense.
But god told them to do it! It was his idea!
God is a sadistic gay man.
A kid receives a very special gift from Super Smash Bros this Christmas
This time Tuk has to start the fire...
WTF is life drawing?
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