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Oct 2, 2012 | 2:19 PM EDT
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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars October 5, 2012

Didn't you already do the Abraham and Isaac one?

I guess it doesn't matter what order they're in.

ebolaworld responds:

Yeah, I'm not sure how I missed this story, but it had to be done! I was trying to do everything in chronological order, but this episode will be the only exception.


Rated 4 / 5 stars October 6, 2012

this has inspried me to get circumsized

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I'll get the knife!


Rated 4 / 5 stars October 2, 2012

Is it just me or have your messed-Up bible stories been shorter as of late?

Would be nice if you could make the next one last a little longer (like your old ones)

ebolaworld responds:

The length is dependent on the story I'm taking from the bible. Adding anything else to this episode only would've ruined it. A couple of the upcoming ones will be a bit longer. Probably not the next one tho.


Rated 4 / 5 stars October 9, 2012

I'm cool with this also.


Rated 4 / 5 stars October 22, 2012

Despite this being sacrilege or blasphemy for die-hard christians, it is hilarious. You get a deduction for playing with religion, but you get the rest for playing with religion really well, friend.

4 stars. I want more of this.