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Oct 2, 2012 | 2:19 PM EDT
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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was brilliant. Though I believe the jokes didn't hit as hard as the first three Messed Up Bible Stories, I still had a few laughs here and there as well as a couple of smiles. While I know this is about Bible stories (from your title, of course), I was wondering if you would include the actual life story of Jesus? I must admit, I am curious on how you would approach the whole crucifixion of Jesus subject, as it would be extremely controversial. Will you be able to pull that off, I wonder. o.O

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Samination responds:

I'm trying to do the stories in chronological order and the story of Jesus is something I want to do, but its light years away.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still, not a bad tradeoff, a few seconds of pain followed by a lifetime of riches, slaves and women, who by the way perfer men circumsized. At least that's what trendy magazines say anyway.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You know, I really should've seen this coming. Yes, I have in fact read the entire Bible. If this goes on, you'll probably set a record for most numbered episodes! That is, instead of those ATWI80D things and their knockoffs. The animation is as good as ever. Call me cruel, but I think it's funny to see that tent just jumping around with the kid being circumcised.

The weirdest part was probably when Abraham (er, Abram) argued with the narrator. Strange, you'd think God and the narrator would be the same person. Well, I guess some real person had to write the Bible. Anyway, it's great that God still has that funny voice. I love how wacky this gets.

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Samination responds:

And the wackiness will continue in the next episode when god disguises himself a sa burning bush!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Crushing on a higher level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

is it wrong that i suddenly thought of satie's dessicated embryos and laughed, esp after i saw dancinfetus's handle?