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Oct 2, 2012 | 2:19 PM EDT
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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It has been too long. Too long since a new Messed up Bible Story has graced our presence. Let us all give thanks and rejoice on this joyous occasion.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's been a while since I last saw one on Newgrounds. I forgot how special these were! lol

Samination responds:

Well episode 10 was uploaded a couple months ago. :P But yeah, it's been a while! I needed to take some time off from the series.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Didn't you already do the Abraham and Isaac one?

I guess it doesn't matter what order they're in.

Samination responds:

Yeah, I'm not sure how I missed this story, but it had to be done! I was trying to do everything in chronological order, but this episode will be the only exception.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's been a while, yet you still nailing it, I love this series a lot, keep it u, I'm really looking forward to see Jesus messed up as well as everything else, Congratulations and thanks a lot to carry on with these!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was brilliant. Though I believe the jokes didn't hit as hard as the first three Messed Up Bible Stories, I still had a few laughs here and there as well as a couple of smiles. While I know this is about Bible stories (from your title, of course), I was wondering if you would include the actual life story of Jesus? I must admit, I am curious on how you would approach the whole crucifixion of Jesus subject, as it would be extremely controversial. Will you be able to pull that off, I wonder. o.O

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Samination responds:

I'm trying to do the stories in chronological order and the story of Jesus is something I want to do, but its light years away.