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Oct 2, 2012 | 2:19 PM EDT
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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'm a Christian and I find these things pretty damn funny. I never took the Old Testament too seriously. I've never been a fan of circumcision either. I think you shouldn't make such choices for their children. And religiously I don't think people should be "owned" (I feel like you were implying something there). I can understand this a little mocking, but I've taken worse offense.

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Samination responds:

But god told them to do it! It was his idea!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm pleasently Surprised this series is still going on. I was sure it died a few years ago.

Nay Verily, it is still much alive and kicking, much to the profit of all your watchers. Keep up the hilariously educational work.

Samination responds:

It took a year vacation. I needed a break from the series.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfection <3.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice. Would have been good to go out with a gag but we like the relationship between God and Abram ... opps sorry Abraham and like the fact that God is a dick, hehe :)

Samination responds:

I think God's line at the end was just perfect! :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love the series you have feels like the only time the "TRUE" parts of the bible are ever read. Side note, I felt my legs squeeze together from the thought.

Samination responds:

Yeah, its pretty frightening to think about your father coming home and slicing your penis for no reason. I wonder how many of his slaves died from this?