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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
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This really wasn't that good
In our future post apocolyptic state, people will pay money for these.
I'm a Christian and I find these things pretty damn funny. I never took the Old Testament too seriously. I've never been a fan of circumcision either. I think you shouldn't make such choices for their children. And religiously I don't think people should be "owned" (I feel like you were implying something there). I can understand this a little mocking, but I've taken worse offense.
But god told them to do it! It was his idea!
I'm pleasently Surprised this series is still going on. I was sure it died a few years ago.
Nay Verily, it is still much alive and kicking, much to the profit of all your watchers. Keep up the hilariously educational work.
It took a year vacation. I needed a break from the series.
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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