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Oct 2, 2012 | 2:19 PM EDT
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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm pleasently Surprised this series is still going on. I was sure it died a few years ago.

Nay Verily, it is still much alive and kicking, much to the profit of all your watchers. Keep up the hilariously educational work.

Samination responds:

It took a year vacation. I needed a break from the series.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfection <3.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice. Would have been good to go out with a gag but we like the relationship between God and Abram ... opps sorry Abraham and like the fact that God is a dick, hehe :)

Samination responds:

I think God's line at the end was just perfect! :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love the series you have feels like the only time the "TRUE" parts of the bible are ever read. Side note, I felt my legs squeeze together from the thought.

Samination responds:

Yeah, its pretty frightening to think about your father coming home and slicing your penis for no reason. I wonder how many of his slaves died from this?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Everytime you release these I thumb through the reviews to see how many people were offended, and Lol. I was circumsized as a baby due to my familys beliefs, and I personally feel it's wrong and it should be the childs choice to make later in life (even if it's harder/more expensive to do). Not that it has anything to do with another great installment in this series from you. Eagerly awaiting the next one as I have the rest.

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Samination responds:

These videos are much more well recieved than my political cartoons. The only negative comments are usually from overly religious people who think the cartoon is somehow offending them. Which really means their faith is pretty paper thin.