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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
Help create Season 2 of Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories!
Despite this being sacrilege or blasphemy for die-hard christians, it is hilarious. You get a deduction for playing with religion, but you get the rest for playing with religion really well, friend.
4 stars. I want more of this.
Reason we don't have system updates= He would have upgraded us to be living flesh tanks by now.
Its for a good cause
I really love this series, especially your portrayal of god. I really appreciate your talent for making fun of the bible (which isn't that hard) and I can't wait for more. I grew up in a christian home so as a child I never really questioned this stuff until I got older but really your god character is the star of this series. This episode like all the others is very entertaining and I have nothing bad to say. Didn't you make a dvd or something? I just might buy it for support.
Genital mutilation for the Lord bitches!
We need to bring that back!
guy drains his main vein.
The first episode of my original anime
Two Men Fight to the Death!
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