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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
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Always Amazing, but one thing, please delete the youtube-like loading bar. It defies Newgrounds's purpose!
Hur? The loading bar is part of the preloader that we are required to use, as this is a SWF.
Oh god, you know that mjoment when you laughed at something but still found it incredulously offensive? That's where I am now. Er, gosh darn it, I'm sorry, but I have to blam this. Don't take it personally.
Blame the bible! That's where i got the story!
thats a terrible bible story, this really happened ?
Yep. Start reading at Genesis 17 and you can watch the cartoon play out in your head.
Is it just me or have your messed-Up bible stories been shorter as of late?
Would be nice if you could make the next one last a little longer (like your old ones)
The length is dependent on the story I'm taking from the bible. Adding anything else to this episode only would've ruined it. A couple of the upcoming ones will be a bit longer. Probably not the next one tho.
How will Kratos survive the Night?
A story about a kid and idk...
A short muisc video based on the classic song "The Window Cleaner" sung by George Formby
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