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You are a turd shaped like the letter "L." You must escape the Canal of Doody! No checkpoints - no mercy. The Canal of Doody is truly a dangerous place.
I made most of this game in a single 24-hour session, and all of the sound effects are me making noises with my mouth, so that may be why the game is so... shitty.
You can hit Shift to speed things along.
how the fuck do i start the game
are you serious
Wut. Despite my original thoughts on playing as, well, a piece of poo, it was surprisingly good. I kind of hate the fact that there aren't any checkpoints, though. I died, and the long stretches of mostly empty rooms made it far too easy to rage quit. Ah well. Nice job.
Was kinda grosss..... but i could stop playing it till i won....
am not loosing health.
Fixed that, thanks for letting me know.
I think you somehow managed to make poop look worse.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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