Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.14 / 5.00 19,103 Views
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You are a turd shaped like the letter "L." You must escape the Canal of Doody! No checkpoints - no mercy. The Canal of Doody is truly a dangerous place.
I made most of this game in a single 24-hour session, and all of the sound effects are me making noises with my mouth, so that may be why the game is so... shitty.
You can hit Shift to speed things along.