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You are a turd shaped like the letter "L." You must escape the Canal of Doody! No checkpoints - no mercy. The Canal of Doody is truly a dangerous place.
I made most of this game in a single 24-hour session, and all of the sound effects are me making noises with my mouth, so that may be why the game is so... shitty.
You can hit Shift to speed things along.
So gore, "you beat the monster dick" eh?...
I don't know if is that really a game or a psychological problem that you have :/
You saved the asshole?...
NO checkpoints annoying shit sound over and over and not to mention being the most fucked up looking shit ever unrealistic as fuck not a good game sorry dude.
how the fuck do i start the game
are you serious
Wut. Despite my original thoughts on playing as, well, a piece of poo, it was surprisingly good. I kind of hate the fact that there aren't any checkpoints, though. I died, and the long stretches of mostly empty rooms made it far too easy to rage quit. Ah well. Nice job.
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
Idle your way through the history of a Hero!
Help Andrew raise $5000 ASAP or else his inn will be demolished.
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