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Aug 15, 2012 | 1:06 AM EDT
  • Turd of the Week August 22, 2012

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Author Comments

A choose your fate story in the form of a key-scroller.
You can't win, because both outcomes are inevitable.
It's as though I made a social commentary or something.

It's not like I can't program variables into the game or anything.

Thank you so very much for TOTW! <3
I feel humbled by this marvelous award.



Rated 0 / 5 stars


zag responds:



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Bad BADDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zag responds:

I'm glad that you enjoyed it.
Your insight will help me develop new games in the future for your enjoyment.

Thank you for your support.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Not so much about being a good game but its supposed to send a message. Im gonna guess something about virginity like to keep, but anyways I dig it.

zag responds:

Really, it's a game in tribute to life itself.
What is humanity if not a group of people spending their lives copulating until their inevitable demise.

Or maybe I was just screwing around, trying to learn flash.
Who knows?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

XD This was quite fun and amusing, pft. xD I hope you make more! xD

zag responds:

I'm glad that you enjoyed it ^.^


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I thought it was pretty fun. Some nice music in the background, and an annoying child nearby, makes just about anything fun, but I don't have an annoying child nearby, but this was still fun.

zag responds:

You probably shouldn't eat all of your annoying children. Then you won't be able to pull them out of the closet whenever you need them. Though, blended child smoothie does taste quite delicious.

Thank you for the review ^.^