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Kill those Ponies!

rated 3.52 / 5 stars
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Aug 12, 2012 | 5:50 PM EDT
  • Daily 5th Place August 14, 2012

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"Ponies! Ponies everywhere on the Internet! I can not take it anymore! Time to shoot to kill!
Oh no! Fans of little ponies are coming! They won't let me shoot! I have to stop them or they may talk me out of my insanity!"

Sounds crazy? Well this is pretty much what the game is about!

This game is a parody of that popular show with little ponies which involve lots of guns and blood.
The game is hi-score based and uses a cover/change weapon/reload mechanic inspired by the popular "Time Crisis" series.
Features 4 different weapons: handgun, machine gun, shotgun, and grenade.

All graphics used in this game are based on "that pony show", but redrawn in a different art style. No art from the parodied material was used.

A project that I personally see as a fail, but I wanted to submit it to the interwebs as a farewell...
Who knows, maybe you guys will like it and it'll be worth it to give it a kick in the butt to make it better...
Or you'll hate it and then I can let it die in peace.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

please make a sequel using fursuiters furries please? this game is awesome, but is missing furries.... thanks


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahh...... finally.... I wanted to kill these f*%$@ ponies for a while now...... ah.. WORTH IT! And @below me 2


Rated 4 / 5 stars

man i been wanting to kill those ponies ever since they killed star scream.
did any one see that episode of death battle star scream vs rainbow dash


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I am a brony, so I did not find the game much fun, but I am not rating on that, but on the technical proficiency of the game construction, and the shier creativity of the idea, which is kind of ???.

On the one hand the intro clearly illustrates the mindset and logic that shows why people hate My Little Pony so much, for some the constant positivism and joy induces an equal and opposite reaction, others have painful childhood memories associated with the show or toys. On the other, this is not the first, nor the fiftieth "shoot at something that annoys you" game on new grounds, so it is not new or exciting. Base creativity: 2 stars.

Further obviously I can not rate the pony and brony art very highly, it is poorly done, you would have done better to copy paste from one of those many sites you ran into that pissed you off so much. _However_: the art from the intro, while in a simplistic style, was impeccably done for what it was, and thus the art receives 3 stars.

Now we come to the area where the game shines. Not the content, but the superstructure on which that content is hung. I found not one flaw in the game's construction, except that weapons were not fully balanced and the game did not increase in difficulty at all over time as has been mentioned by others, but for me the difficulty was sufficient that it did not significantly detract from the game play.

However there were no glitches, no coding errors that could crash the game unlike many of these quickly kitted together games. The play was workable, the controls responsive, the weapons distinct but mostly playable, and the targets linked to pictures so that the game worked smoothly.

Mechanically, the game was almost perfect. Rating: 4.5 Stars.

Aggregate score: 3.5 Stars

In closing, I would encourage you to reuse the base code if you ever encounter another subject that annoys you as much as this did and has fans as devoted as this one, but take a moment when you do to improve weapon balance and allow reloading and weapon switching outside of cover.


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Rated 3 / 5 stars

pathetic. as a real brony hater,like me, you must know that rainbows can't hurt you. and that you laugh your butt off while you see your enemy slowly die, and not whine at the criticism. and that you cant get offended by the bronies idiotic insults. at least i was able to kill my enemy for a bit. and the ponies aren't cute, they are ugly. really ugly.
-a renegade from the anti-brony brotherhood