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Steer trough mysterious highway. There's actually a way out, but this game is freaking hard.
CONTROLS: Arrow Keys
>the main obstacles are giant turds and dildos
Just...no. This could otherwise be a good game, but I don't have the sense of humor of a five-year-old.
...once again, living up to your name.
There's a large lack of creativity going on here, much like your previous entries. Much of the content mainly consists of a cut-and-paste car, cut-and-paste background, cut-and-paste objects, and, suprisingly, a character that appears to be hand-made (sadly, one little circle with eyes doesn't really earn you any points). And the character's supposed to be...a monkey? It doesn't even look like one.
The concept was very absent, and the gameplay was absolutely boring! What's worse, the music, which I assume was to try to set the atmosphere, actually ends up amplifying the dullness of the game, ultimately failing it's objective! Quick tip: when your audience is more relieved than anything that your game is over, that's not good; by any means.
In summary, the "game" is yet another uninteresting flash bit ready for the spam section, but considering this guy's username, you probably already knew that, and I likely just wasted 20 minutes of my time.
Note to the Author: I know you pride yourself on a reputation of games littering the crap filter, but I honestly believe that your minimal talent could be put to better use. I see a little skill in your programming, enough to likely make a somewhat tolerable game: perhaps even better!
It was entertaining for a brief period, but honestly, it's not very original, and not very fun.
Okay, I honestly wanted to like this game, poo aside. (Sorry, just not a fan of blatant poo everywhere.)
The music was quite pleasant, and the game itself was ably programmed. However, my eyes just started to hurt while watching the screen, which kind of killed it for me.
Either way, it was solid, but just not my cup of tea.
It goes on like this for like 1 hour. Please add some obstacles.
Context? Context is for casuals.
Hexagon Puzzle Game
An old style, pixel-art noir adventure, inspired by classical point-and-click games.
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