Will Frodo be able to cast the candy bar into the depths of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory from whence it came? Will the candy bar devour the souls of puppies everywhere?
Will somebody finally fucking shoot that annoying as fuck John Denver impersonator?
Oh and yes, the Snickers bar talks. I can't speak for everyone, but what I can say is that I find it annoying. Why didn't I just remove it outright? Because the payoff is epic. Trust me on this one, do not close the SWF until after it loops back to the preloader.