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Comedy - Parody

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Jul 20, 2012 | 10:33 PM EDT

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In this parody, we look into why the player's character is so slow, and why Slenderman is so... slender.

Really glad with how this came out. Experimented with movie clips alot more, doing lots of glow and blur effects. Only problem is when I watch it back, some tweens of the guy sitting at his computer look choppy as opposed to smooth after adding the glow of the computer screen on top of him, but it's not a huge problem I suppose. The very end scene actually made me laugh out loud when I first watched back the skeleton animation of it... I mean obviously I find all (well, most) of my videos funny, but that was the first time I giggled like a schoolgirl at something I created. Yeah, I know its the most retarded scene in the whole vid, but hey, thats what tickles me pink, apparently.

EDIT: Awwwwh yeah bro, frontpage! Thanks to Tim Flurp and the rest of the NudeGrounds team, aswell as all the voters and stuff. YA-TA! *jumps in mid-air, freezeframes*

EDIT2: Re-did the preloader image because the old one was plain and boring. Maybe I'm obsessive-compulsive over this stuff but I actually put effort into the preloader and thumbnail images xP Also decided to learn how to use buttons so now you can travel to my almighty YouTube page too with a single clicketty click... of a button! Subscribe and... stuff... yadda yadda... and of course the button won't work now. Shit, hold on.

EDIT3BILLION: And it works now lul



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Fun Fact: Your character in Slender is female.
Fun Fact: There's a run button.
Fun Fact: It's actually pretty average walk speed.

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SpeedoSausage responds:

Fun Fact: I know. Everyone knows. It was a joke.

Fun Fact: You run for about a second and then you gotta walk again for another 10 minutes, everyone on the internet has complained about the running being shit.

Fun Fact: No one cares, faggot. If you were being chased in a forest by some ghost rapist, you wouldn't walk slowly like a retard, you would run, constantly. So a person who has to walk pretty much all the time must be pretty darn fat. Hence the joke. NOW SHUDDUPAYA FACE.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

''...And I'm gonna be making you....slender....phhh...hhh..hhh...h hhhHAAAA-''
My favorite part.

SpeedoSausage responds:

I have a sexual fetish for shouting loudly and then cutting off the audio half way through


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You Sir are so random, that goats..
This was hilarious, no matter how many times you watch it!
So random..

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

THIS...was a great video..ill get it 3 because it could have been a tad longer.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I must play this game now. Funny flash.