The Little Freakin' Knight!
Socially Awkward Male Virgins!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
This idea occured to me after both "The Avengers" and "The Amazing Spider-Man" each had an obscure food play a part in the film. I have to give a lot of credit to Ryan Reid from the Voice Acting Proboards for doing all of the wonderful voice acting in this short. Thanks Ryan!