WARNING READ FIRST: Valencia is a flipbook thingy, if you don't like them it's probably a waste of your time
EDIT: alright, problem solved, everything should run.
EDIT: the project system seems to have garblegargled some of my code. everything seems to run fine but until I find a way to fix it a few buttons might be running a little... weird
Welcome to the first installment of Valencia, a sort of picture book for grownups or particularly under-supervised children. The full title is Valencia: Chapter 1: Monday, Fucking Monday. This is the first half of a short story I wrote put to pictures, though if the people of newgrounds like what they see here, I may extend it out beyond two parts. Use the arrow buttons (not the arrow keys) to turn the pages, and mouse over the text tab to see the segment of the story that goes with it. Remember that nothing in my writing is meant to be taken seriously, especially since this particular short story was an experiment in exaggerating the classic tropes of action movies to the point that the become a joke. Also, remember to click on anything that seems out of the ordinary, there might just be something hidden somewheres. And most importantly, remember to enjoy yourself.