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Comedy - Original

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Jun 30, 2012 | 6:30 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged July 2, 2012
  • Weekly Users' Choice July 4, 2012
  • Daily 2nd Place July 1, 2012

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This dude has some stuff he wants you to buy.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, I liked it fine, but I expected your voice to sound more like my doctor's. He has a delicious, sultry baritone that really makes the sutures quiver. I guess my favorite part of your movie was the part in the church. I think the restrictions placed upon you by your medium sometimes restrict you from including more overtly the spiritual message that those of us (I think me, especially) who have long studied your exegesis have come to find as a fundamental guiding force in our lives. My handicaps, largely my girth, diabetes, and amputated feet, prevent me from experiencing the world in the same way that the rest of humanity does, but, at least through your educational videos, I feel that my soul will one day know salvation. If you are ever in the neighborhood, sweet, dearest clergyman of my heart, I would relish the chance to brush your hair back behind your ear.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fantastic! Great animation, voice acting and most importantly, great story.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing animation and voice acting! Also, why was there a pikachu and a flying sperm there when he discovered the demons?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just like the infomercials on tv, makes me not want to buy what's being sold.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very well-rounded story this time around. You've only gotten better and better at animating; I love your subtle inclusion of exaggerated/impossible gesticulation. I also like your development in morbid comedy (e.g. the shape-shifting demon eating things at the end of every dramatized suggestion). The voice acting was also very well done--though notably only inclusive of one voice.

Regardless, good show. You never cease to amaze me.