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Tainted Goods

rated 4.50 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Jun 30, 2012 | 6:30 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged July 2, 2012
  • Weekly Users' Choice July 4, 2012
  • Daily 2nd Place July 1, 2012

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent job, Aardvark! I have seen your work come a long way from the beginning. It has always been good, but finally you have grounded the crazy abstractions in a concrete plot that throws the surreal-ness into relief. You hit the nail on the head with this one- excellent voice acting and your patently disgusting animation. Hope to see more like it. 5/5.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This shit made me laugh so fuckin hard!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

To anyone who was curious, after tagteaming your wife the shapeshifter eats a hand of someone's.

Fun animation.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, I liked it fine, but I expected your voice to sound more like my doctor's. He has a delicious, sultry baritone that really makes the sutures quiver. I guess my favorite part of your movie was the part in the church. I think the restrictions placed upon you by your medium sometimes restrict you from including more overtly the spiritual message that those of us (I think me, especially) who have long studied your exegesis have come to find as a fundamental guiding force in our lives. My handicaps, largely my girth, diabetes, and amputated feet, prevent me from experiencing the world in the same way that the rest of humanity does, but, at least through your educational videos, I feel that my soul will one day know salvation. If you are ever in the neighborhood, sweet, dearest clergyman of my heart, I would relish the chance to brush your hair back behind your ear.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fantastic! Great animation, voice acting and most importantly, great story.