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Jun 20, 2012 | 5:16 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place June 22, 2012

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That dead kid on the newspaper was Diego. He's dead, too. Merry Christmas, boys and girls.
This is utter toilet humor and I know the microphone sucks ass. so I'm well aware of dose theeeengs, in case you feel the need to write a nasty review based on those points alone.

EDIT: And oh jesus christ monkey balls, if it ain't the front page? Thank you Tom and evrbodeh else who made this happen! I remember I used to watch the front page back when I was a little girl, holding a hairbrush, pretending it was the microphone I'd be giving my speech into, and--- well, this has gone too far. FANX



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

im a fly lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

my life is complete!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

LUAEL! HAVE A FACE FULL OF MY SHIT! only a genius could of thought of masterpiece of a script.

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SpeedoSausage responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thats what you get for using bear grylls


Rated 5 / 5 stars

hmm mexican children grow old man beards in 3 days....... hmm cant believe i never noticed that

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