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Notes for those who will avoid instructions at all costs (but who are reading the description? Whaa??):
Arrow keys to move!
Press and hold the spacebar to do stuff (it'll take around 5 seconds in the beginning)!
Regardless! I bring to you 50 hours (over the span of 2 weeks) of work, here in this tidy 700kb package. It's a way of me apologizing for my previous game: making another one that you will... uh... hate less... But seriously, I'm probably going to be inactive for a couple months, so YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS.
Other than an excuse to chillax for a while, I'm not actually sure what this game is! There's not much to do, but I don't do much when I'm relaxing, so... live with it.
So... you should play the game. Read the instructions, ask Bob for advice, hunt some medals, unwind a little, and... PM me if you find a bug.