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This movie will knock your socks off and blow you away, so you may not want to watch it if you're attached to your footwear.
That's a joke, of course. If anything, this movie will make your socks climb all the way up your legs and permanently fasten you to whatever surfaces you happen to be in contact with. If that doesn't sound appealing, I don't recommend watching.
That's also a joke... of course. If you aren't into jokes, you should probably stop reading this. Alternatively, you could keep on reading until the very end, which is right here.
That was a joke too! The end is actually here... or is it? Things aren't necessarily what they seem, and some things seem to never end.