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May 21, 2012 | 7:34 AM EDT
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Watch out, CRIME. Opium Cop is on the beat.

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A-27A-27

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Do you think it was the opium cigars that made him act silly?


Sexual-Lobster responds:

he was probably a pretty shit cop to start with.


Pyr0oPyr0o

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

dafuk



devicehereticdeviceheretic

Rated 4 / 5 stars

if this is a noir movie why is the drivers position on the wrong side of the car

you ruined my suspension of disbelief with your bizarre australian ways


Sexual-Lobster responds:

a story can't take place in australia? or england for that matter?


Der-UbermenschDer-Ubermensch

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's what happens to squares. They get shot without having once experienced the bliss of an opium cigar.



QuietStealthQuietStealth

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hand-cuff me officer. I need some Opium.


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