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May 21, 2012 | 7:34 AM EDT
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Watch out, CRIME. Opium Cop is on the beat.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

One word: NOIR
Very funny good sir


Rated 4 / 5 stars

A little short, but pretty sweet nonetheless. Like the noir theme!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The way he wrapped his lips around that cigar made me arouse, the way he moaned made me ejaculate almost. And the second time he hit the opium cigar I creamed myself due to the expensive of the way the lips were wrapped around it once more. Your so sexual OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou seamenn i am glad someone has appreciated the nuances of my cigar fondling.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lobsteristic. xD


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ha, I prefer your more sexually deviant things but this was pretty awesome anyway.

Bit more plot would have been nice (e.g. his partner setting out what the job was beforehand) but it had a good atmosphere and nice edge of WTF.

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