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May 21, 2012 | 7:34 AM EDT
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Watch out, CRIME. Opium Cop is on the beat.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

All I had to see was Sexual-Lobster to know it was good


Rated 4 / 5 stars

One word: NOIR
Very funny good sir


Rated 4 / 5 stars

A little short, but pretty sweet nonetheless. Like the noir theme!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The way he wrapped his lips around that cigar made me arouse, the way he moaned made me ejaculate almost. And the second time he hit the opium cigar I creamed myself due to the expensive of the way the lips were wrapped around it once more. Your so sexual OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou seamenn i am glad someone has appreciated the nuances of my cigar fondling.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lobsteristic. xD