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May 15, 2012 | 3:37 PM EDT
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    Zelda Link and his misadventures have always made for some great spoofs and tributes.

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After finally saving Zelda, all Link wants to do is spend some "quality time" together, but Zelda has other plans...

Special Thanks to Dexter Manning for writting this skit and providing the hilarious voices! ^_^

Note from AGG:
This cartoon is the first episode of the Zelda Uncut series! I hope you guys like it! I have plenty more episodes lined up so I hope you'll check them out!

You can see more episodes of Zelda Uncut and AGG Toons on my Youtube channel which is linked in the video :)

I'm hoping to eventually get all of the episodes uploaded here as well, but I usually update my Youtube first.

I have a lot more planned and on the way so please stay tuned! :D




Rated 3 / 5 stars

I hate to be...well, another "hater" but a lot of these jokes were only saved by the voice acting on link's part. "EAT MY DICK" isn't funny, The sex jokes are only funny in small amounts (which was overly abused in the beginning, should've left it at "elf sex" which I admit was slightly funny =P).

Honestly, the whole beginning was just...trying too hard. D: And the end seppuku thing...also wasn't funny. Also, I'm not saying this takes off points, but what would happen if Saria AND Zelda were on Ganon's lap at the end? It would've gone a step farther than what was in the video and I probably would've laughed at him being screwed over twice. I saw the original ending coming but taking it a step farther would've definitely redeemed that.

But I gotta give this props, there were funny/humorous things in this and I can tell work went into it. I loved the art and the choices in sound/music were superb. But honestly, the writing needs to be worked on a bit. A lot of this was either predictable and/or "low" ranking comedy, such as sex jokes/underwear jokes. There is so much more you can do with this, but at the least you've improved a bit with more originality than the last few I've seen from you =) I do look forward to more submissions, I just hope you can learn from all of this and slowly improve. (Props to your voice actors, btw!)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

with all the options link has why does he want the abuse. come on he has slain dragons but can't get at least a hand job from Zelda. go back to the fish lady. She will suck you dry

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Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol Silly link Kill Zelda AND Ganondorf THEN urself XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Seriusly Zelda is a bitch
No wonder Minda and now Fi is a better couple for him