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May 7, 2012 | 5:15 AM EDT
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Two gypsies perform the deadliest dance of them all.

Co-written with my pals Peter and Peter.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why can't I stop watching your flashes? They just have such a distinct and unique feel to them. Ridiculous and unpredictable as always.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are my hero of nonsense. Simply perfectly unexpectedly well done.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Classic Sexual Lobster,
What will he think of next?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit! Could it really be the rare gipsy death moaning! I never thought I would be able to hear it! You have, yet again, completed me Mr. Sexual-Lobster. Thank you. I just wish I could have known where you got/produced such a sound!

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

it started in the depths of my bowels and pushed its way through my stomach and lungs, gaining strength and power all the while. by the time it burst from my mouth, it was the sound of pure, unadulterated despair.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Visually breathtaking.
Seems way to short, but so funny it makes up for it.