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May 7, 2012 | 2:42 AM EDT

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BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test 5 Points Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Derp 5 Points Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leftorioum 5 Points Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller 5 Points Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger 5 Points Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Peacekeeper 10 Points Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Author Comments


Thank you so much for the front page guys! You rock!


When Mario kicks the bucket, there's only one man to get the job done. Super Norris!

Arrow keys to move left and right, Spacebar to jump.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

i would prefer a start over option at the end because its a real pain to have to reload the page every time.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

its a fun game an all but you could of probably put more levels in about 6 more because it was easy and not that fun to try and get medals but i like how its designed and that's exactly how Chuck Norris is when he's sleeping :D


Rated 1 / 5 stars

The game is too short! And too easy! Even the achievements are too easy, too.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

it wont load why wont it load oh wait never mind! lol i just typed this to a tune? am i the only one that that happens to?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was awesome! I did however want to see Chuck roundhouse kick every enemy and obstacle he encountered. :D