Eskimo Bob, he eats lots of fish!
A group of slackers stumble across a time machine...
The series features the author, Rocky Pinnicle, fighting Kermit the Frog.
Z jumps, and double jumps
Use dash to break through the delicious upper platforms made of gingerbread or to deliver hot chainsaw fury upon your enemies.
Dashing through something allows you to dash and jump again without touching the ground!
If you've played Robot Unicorn Attack you'll get it, but I'll warn you--this shit ain't easy.
If you like the game you can support it by grabbing a copy from your local app store--it's available on iTunes, Amazon, and the Android Marketplace.