We don't actually act like this but it's funny to watch.
A horrible virus is unleashed, turning people into flesh eating zombies!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Johnny Upgrade is a super hero with no skills at all... initially!
Collect coins and buy upgrades in order to beef up this cartoon fellow and to master the big arcade level and beat the evil boss!
Have fun with this action / upgrade game mashup!
News: Medals up and running!
(didn't have the time to read and answer all the comments because of that medals thingy, but will do!)