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Can Killgar and Hogstrong use all of their cunning to defeat the snake wizard Siad and save the sophisticated Princess Bustilda? Find out in this adventure!
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Holy shit.my name is Syed and its said exactly like Siad o.o
You've done good Harry, Ya done good.
StarBarians forever. Please, Don't stop making episode up until the day you die and keep makings episode in heaven too
Who cares about the boobs? I liked the fact that they were predictable, and their means to get thigns done agreed with me. Sure, if I was facing a snake man who wanted to play a game of chance, darn right I'd whip out my sword and stab him. It's just the barbarian thing to do. I like the face I was able to evenly predict what came next most of the time. It was downright righteous! Keep it up!
Man, Harry. I hate to say this. But the first âEUoeofficialâEU episode of Starbarians is like a birthday cake covered in fondant. It looks damn impressive, but once you bite into it, the cakeâEUTMs pretty bland.
I think the problem lies with the characters. TheyâEUTMre one dimensional. The joke is, despite being the most feared and respected mercenaries in the galaxy, they have one track minds to the point of being completely oblivious to their own actions. That joke carried through the âEUoeteaserâEU quite well. But even a three-minute short canâEUTMt sustain the joke. It is not a matter of the script being uninspired. Thought was put into the narrative, that is apparent. But the material you gave yourself to work with just doesnâEUTMt seem worth the effort. Anyone who watched the âEUoeteaserâEU knows exactly what is going to happen. I would venture a guess that even if someone didnâEUTMt see the âEUoeteaserâEU they could still see the jokes coming from 10 seconds away.
The art, drawing, colors, voices, soundtrack, fluidity of the animation, use of different angles: all of it is top notch. There isnâEUTMt a NG artist who does those things better. But these characters donâEUTMt offer you any depth to work with. It certainly wasnâEUTMt worth the bandwidth needed to view it. IâEUTMd rather go back to the âEUoeteaser,âEU which is still good for chuckles on re-view. I donâEUTMt see any reason to view this one a second time. ItâEUTMs just not interesting, or funny. It's disappointing.
Since I donâEUTMt give points for large boobs like the typical NG reviewer, the best I can give it is a middle-of-the-road-meh 2 stars.
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