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Aug 5, 2002 | 8:19 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 5, 2002

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Zelda is missing once again, and it's Link's job (as always) to find her. Join Link as he encounters many strange characters and obstacles including the obssesively horny Old Man on his way to finding his woman.

Update: If you liked this, you might like Link's Quest For Ass 2, check it out.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the dumbest thing i have ever seen 5 stars


Rated 4 / 5 stars

hahaha that was so funny but i dont like that i had to click the next button every 4 seconds. not cool ok


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Lawl. Why does the Oldman have a sword-sized penis in the cave you get the wooden sword in!?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

It was okay, but now I have an intense desire to play NES games.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

super funny