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Apr 14, 2012 | 12:08 AM EDT
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so this took about 40 man hours, a load of technical issues, a $44 scanner, and 110 sheets of paper.

for a dumb joke <3



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good work!
keep it up!

horsenwelles responds:

i'm going to all year ^^


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Made me chuckle. Meanwhile you should eat the apple after words, just cut open the corpse, rip open stomach, remove apple, clean apple, eat apple, and then post results.

horsenwelles responds:

i wish we could get another volunteer


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Correct me if I'm wrong but... I've developed a theorem based on this man's encounter with edibles; it's still being developed, but tell me if I'm on the right path.

x=Man y=Food z=Death

I've further studied and discovered that the amount of food consumed and the amount of death that occurs is directly proportional. For example:
x+y^2=z^2, x+y^8=z^8, etc.

I hope you realize your work here today has contributed greatly to the studies of digestive science and the understanding of knife-wielding vegetation.

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horsenwelles responds:

nobel prizes please


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have a feeling that moral will kill millions of people.

horsenwelles responds:

more people will die if they DONT heed these words! literally A TRILLION people died yesterday because of just this reason!