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Aug 5, 2002 | 8:19 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 5, 2002

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Author Comments

Zelda is missing once again, and it's Link's job (as always) to find her. Join Link as he encounters many strange characters and obstacles including the obssesively horny Old Man on his way to finding his woman.

Update: If you liked this, you might like Link's Quest For Ass 2, check it out.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 25, 2010

Very great....

Very great...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 23, 2010


its funny but you had to maker the ending like that and still no part 3 man well if i was u i would make the ending where link gets samus and zelda and murder theold man

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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 17, 2010


dude. samus is a girl. O_O


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 10, 2010

Dude why

Dude 8 freaking years... part three, please


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 7, 2010

So wheres part three

after all these years and no part 3, these are still a classic, so come on man, give us part three already