Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
Possibly long-lost relatives of Shotgun Man, these trenchcoat-clad teams have much better things to do than shoot their classmates.
Zelda is missing once again, and it's Link's job (as always) to find her. Join Link as he encounters many strange characters and obstacles including the obssesively horny Old Man on his way to finding his woman.
Update: If you liked this, you might like Link's Quest For Ass 2, check it out.