You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
We don't actually act like this but it's funny to watch.
The world as we know it comes to an end.
Zelda is missing once again, and it's Link's job (as always) to find her. Join Link as he encounters many strange characters and obstacles including the obssesively horny Old Man on his way to finding his woman.
Update: If you liked this, you might like Link's Quest For Ass 2, check it out.