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Straight Bullyism

rated 3.60 / 5 stars
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Adventure - RPG

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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game is pretty cool, farting is a cool attack, aso in my school this is based on a real story


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game, funny, nice fight and navigation systems, this is a great game to play. the selection and menus were'nt perfect but what is? i hope to see more in the future.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very Nice concept only problem i've encountered so far is it freezes when you find the skateboard...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

would be better if the bully could get stronger through leveling up. and some weapons like a metal ruler or so would be nice too. but besides that a good game, i like black humor.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

why would nerds saying "have you seen the new battlederp gelaticherp podcast?" cause me physical damage? If it does anything at all, it should hurt my SE. whatever, just a thought.