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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.

GAME STATS:

Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235

Reviews


flamingdragon132flamingdragon132

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i liked it but im stuck on the straight bullyism 2



yogi072003yogi072003

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game. Bullying rocks lol



TZAndrewTZAndrew

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaha nice game and smooth playing as well but why do we gotta b the fat kid y not the short kid XD jk



theZatchnesstheZatchness

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

To all the butthurt politically correct gurus here whining about bullying not being a "joke": It's called dark/black humor. Please remove your heads from your uptight asses and lighten up. People are killed by guns everyday, and there are LOTS of games on Newgrounds featuring characters getting killed by guns...where's your outrage there? I got bullied quite a bit when I was a kid, but I also grew up and got the fuck over it (with the help of a few counseling sessions I might add.) Treating something with a humorous twist can actually help take away the power it has over people. Oh, and this game is pretty awesome. Nice work.


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domisnicedomisnice

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This games so dumb it's really good. I expected much less.