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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.

GAME STATS:

Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235

Reviews


TimeBanditGamesTimeBanditGames

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 10, 2012

Great concept and humour. I love the voices . however the gameplay feels abit clunky and slow. My frame rate is also dropping down the 5fps all the time.
all in all great concept which has room to move further in the future. nice one!


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Zeus427Zeus427

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 17, 2012

The game wass good, but i dont like the bullying, it is associated with a really seriously theme in real life. But after that, this wass pretty good game



negrofoshonegrofosho

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 11, 2012

coolish



nachoman19nachoman19

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 13, 2012

I gave you 3.5 because i hate start from the beggining every time i die , but the thematic of the game it´s pretty good



ThemagicjesusThemagicjesus

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 17, 2012

The game itself is a good idea, just a bad execution. It is much too slow and repetitive, but I can really see the effort you put into it.

Also, you can't just rate something bad because it is "dark humor". I was bullied as a kid. I got over it. Even though some people don't, as long as the joke isn't malicious, you shouldn't be offended.


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