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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.

GAME STATS:

Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235

Reviews


Wahoo123Wahoo123

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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Swordsman80876Swordsman80876

Rated 4 / 5 stars

'Hey have you seen Battlestar Galactica". lmao xD


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

LIKE IT!!



cyberkidejcyberkidej

Rated 5 / 5 stars

its great but it freezes in the loading



JamstaKILLJamstaKILL

Rated 0 / 5 stars

id like to give you a constructive review of this game. sadly it literally doesnt work for me. as soon as I get to the character creation screen I cannot change any characteristics or even start the game. Look from reading all the reviews and one of your responses it seems its tough for you to take everything said without bias. The truth is sadly this game has A LOT of issues from what others are saying, and I can't even start the game to give you a proper review which in itself is even worse! I'm sure you poured your heart into this which is why I'm not coming from a place of douchebaggery with this review, but dude. This game is severely broken. Did you test this on several systems and browsers before its major release. You say it works for you, but as with all games, testing on multiple platforms is a must. The reason its hard for you to find the bugs that are riddled in this game is because the game is tailor made for your system alone. You cannot shrug off these many negative reviews and still say its a working game. I truly hope you understand where I'm coming from and I'm not trying to be mean in any way. but you should honestly take this game down, and put it through some rigorous testing before releasing it again. I would very much like to play it when its completed, but remember the key word is COMPLETED, this to me is still a game in its creation and debugging process. not a finished product. Have a great day!


Snubby responds:

I've never heard of anybody getting stuck at the character customization screen, perhaps you clicked outside of the Flash file and lost focus, thus the keys no longer work as for any Flash game.

I tested this game on all browsers, and a bunch of computers, including a really old one. I never personally have had problems with loading, although there have been a few people who can't load. This is probably because of Firewalls or something, not something I can really prevent in a multi-part game like this.

The only bug I'm aware of (other than loading troubles) is explained in the description, which I've done everything I can to try to fix, but it still occurs around 1% of the time.