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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.

GAME STATS:

Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235

Reviews


KillerZombies22KillerZombies22

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 20, 2012

nice you should make a game about being the guy whos being bullied and you have to plan your revenge and shit like that


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Rated 5 / 5 stars April 20, 2012

Lol

12 years old and smoking a cigarrete. Wait! This is better than SouthPark!



PurpleInkPurpleInk

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 20, 2012

Because I see this as more of an bully awareness game instead of bully promotion, I give it five stars



HIZOBELHIZOBEL

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 19, 2012

great game, but there are a few things that I found bad, it is too slow to download and the other levels have to be played in another window...beyond that it is perfect.!



janievjaniev

Rated 4 / 5 stars April 19, 2012

Fun, but to slow. To much waiting :)