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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.

GAME STATS:

Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235

Reviews


jernnyjernny

Rated 1 / 5 stars April 22, 2012

This was so sweet i give 5 stars



LyonerLyoner

Rated 4 / 5 stars April 22, 2012

unaceptable, I must bully you until you fix all bugs; you must get this working perfectly so I can show it at my school as my homework....
I'll be waiting, you have 24 hours ... more

otherwise... nice, but it's bullying legal?



recklessrockrecklessrock

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 22, 2012

why would nerds saying "have you seen the new battlederp gelaticherp podcast?" cause me physical damage? If it does anything at all, it should hurt my SE. whatever, just a thought.



TazedMonkeyTazedMonkey

Rated 3 / 5 stars April 22, 2012

I was playing and before I could save on the third mission one of the dialogues froze so I couldn't continue the game. Otherwise I actually enjoyed this game.


Snubby responds:

Sorry about that. That is some really weird, rare bug. You'll probably never encounter it again.


whitebeastwhitebeast

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 22, 2012

This game needs enemy health bars, otherwise I don't have any complains.


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