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Straight Bullyism

rated 3.60 / 5 stars
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Adventure - RPG

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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

My cat smells bad


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good but needs some work.
you walk way to slow and you should experience after every fight instead after each level.
and the missing is ridiculous i missed 4 times in a row which really drains the fun
plus side it looks nice and has really good sound.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The game is cool. Got all 3 levels without losing even once was fun got keys for the whole school what else can I say it sounds awesome to be true.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

The music was repetitive, the animation was average, the art style was average at *best* and very unpleasing on the eyes, the voices all sounded the same, and dear God the speed of walking was horrific! I finished the first mission and was already so tired I couldn't bear the thought of having to struggle to walk to another classroom to get a packet of cigarettes for the another mission.

All in all it didn't look good, it didn't sound good, it was a chore to play and there was nothing to make me want to keep playing. I'm sorry but I can't give this more than one star. It was thoroughly unenjoyable.

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Snubby responds:

You might want to get your eyes checked


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I got tired of the music pretty fast, but although you say there are 8 voice actors, all the voices sound the same. Maybe i just had bad luck there, but I didn't see anything that was really amazing to keep me playing. I was also a bit annoyed that the level ends when you fill up on homework. There was more I wanted to do.

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