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Apr 4, 2012 | 6:59 PM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice April 11, 2012
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Here's the 11th Anniversary Edition of Episode 2!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This has one of the highest scores I've ever seen on a flash cartoon! I can tell because it has so many great action scenes and stuff. It's so satisfying to see Steven Seagal take out a celebrity like him. It's a pity Christopher Hitchens is dead (he hated Seagal, as well as Mel Gibson, Mother Teresa, Bill Clinton and everyone else) or he'd be dead too. I loved the insane ending. It's stuff like this that makes me realize how awesome you are.

I notice how the dumb guy who killed himself has a T-shirt saying that he loves "The Phantom Menace". Congrats to Seagal for being able to cut an entire fat guy in half. Granted, it was a dream, but still great. It seems like whenever I hear this guy being satirized, it shows him killing everyone around him. I'd love to see Chuck Norris show up in this. He would, of course, easily defeat Seagal.


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol pretty hilarious, awesome animation

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Animation is fluid, creative ways to kill people. This was really a good episode, the first one was boring, but this episode was a huge improvement

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

how about one for chuck norris but really good animation