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Apr 4, 2012 | 6:59 PM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice April 11, 2012
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Here's the 11th Anniversary Edition of Episode 2!

Thank you guys so much for the Frontpage and Daily 1st!

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kelvin755kelvin755

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing So great i laught as hell when he cut the guy in half xD



Mayko-the-ThrasherMayko-the-Thrasher

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was one of the smoothest flashes I've seen in this style and subject. And the lazor was really well done too.



SCphyterSCphyter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LMFAO HE CUT THE FAT GUY IN HALF WITH HIS OWN BODY!



ErichoEricho

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This has one of the highest scores I've ever seen on a flash cartoon! I can tell because it has so many great action scenes and stuff. It's so satisfying to see Steven Seagal take out a celebrity like him. It's a pity Christopher Hitchens is dead (he hated Seagal, as well as Mel Gibson, Mother Teresa, Bill Clinton and everyone else) or he'd be dead too. I loved the insane ending. It's stuff like this that makes me realize how awesome you are.

I notice how the dumb guy who killed himself has a T-shirt saying that he loves "The Phantom Menace". Congrats to Seagal for being able to cut an entire fat guy in half. Granted, it was a dream, but still great. It seems like whenever I hear this guy being satirized, it shows him killing everyone around him. I'd love to see Chuck Norris show up in this. He would, of course, easily defeat Seagal.



rsbuddyrsbuddy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cant wait for episode 3.