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I child molester has parked his van in front of a local playground and only YOU have the power to stop him from exploiting your city's youth!
Click the children to steer them away from the van... but be warned: They're a bit jumpy.
What? You want an ending? Child molesters never let up, why should you? Your task is eternal, forever--this problem won't solve itself, YOU MUST NOT EVER STOP FIGHTING FOR THIS NOBLE CAUSE.
I love how everyone is taking this seriously...being all critical and what-not XD
Cute idea. I'll admit I chuckled for a second. Then I realized that this was the entire game. I thought it was the game that was going to play while the real game loaded. Also it should probably have in-game instructions.
but what if, you make a game played from the perspective of a child, or the molester perspective!... that would be even better!
It's a little clickamajig but it's not really fun. The art is pretty cool, and the music is alright.
Sure it is funny, cheesy, all that stuff. But what's the point of it? It is tagged under skill, yet it is repetetive clicking. That is not skill based. Try again.
An addictive and challenging simple math puzzle game
And so it dreamt.
Help Eddie get his watermelon so he can finally spend a nice and relaxing day at the beach
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