Hey Bro, are you ready for the most bro-tastic game of the year? Nolax has just what you're looking for! After years of hard work and months of tireless dedication, our latest creation is finally ready for release - and this one's for all of our bros! Combining mouth-watering graphics with cutting-edge brogramming that pushes the limits of the Flash platform, this game is sure to be a winner. Reviewed by IGN as "the perfect game for your bros" and AskMen.com as "bro to the max," this game will have you bro-ing so hard, you'll bro yourself with excitement! So grab your bros, your bro hat, and your bro-tein bars and head to Newgrounds.com for a night of bros, balls, and BroBalls. It's the biggest game of the year - are you ready to bro?
Press space and use the arrow keys, bro! BRO IT UP, BRO.
If you're stuck on a black screen, just click it, bro!
edit: Thanks for the bront page, Tom! Happy Apbro fools, everyone!