Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.27 / 5.00 12,610 ViewsThe Bester Game Ever Made
- Score:
- rated 3.20 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 113,067 Views
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Point 'n Click
- adventure
- dinosaur
- beach
- t-rex
Credits & Info
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Design Mockery
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Programming RainbowCemetery
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2012 | 11:26 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 579 kb
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Author Comments
WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!
THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.
P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286
Reviews
Rated 1 / 5 stars April 5, 2012
sucks
Rated 1 / 5 stars April 1, 2012
Well, I'm rating off of gameplay, graphics, etc. And for that you don't deserve anything, but the jokes were pretty cheesy, and funny, so i guess you deserve a star for that at least
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 26, 2012
Well thanks for the medals... That is the only positive I can think of.
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars May 23, 2012
this is the most disgusting game i've ever played
good medals tho
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 3, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah change your game style or never make a game again. the humor was there for the most part, but everything else pretty much sucked. better graphics better sound better story and gameplay would be nice. Im sorry but this game was a waste of time