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Adventure - Point 'n Click
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adventure
dinosaur
beach
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Apr 1, 2012 | 11:26 AM EDT
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Good Call 5 Points Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
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Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
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Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
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Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
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I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
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Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
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Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
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Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
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Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!

THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.

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Reviews


holyhelltvholyhelltv

Rated 2 / 5 stars July 1, 2012

what no music?



spek28spek28

Rated 2 / 5 stars April 1, 2012

I appreciate the effort I guess. If this was made by a kid or something I congratulate him but otherwise bad graphics, bad animations, no story, goal or anything worth letting you play it. Terrible grammar as well. I give it a 2 because of the...childishness and effort.



VorpikeVorpike

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 9, 2012

-_- This looks nothing like the thumbnail (which was still pretty crappy) So...I decided to look past the crappy art (where's the music) and keep playing. But then since there's all this random bull (I had to click everything with every tool, which was really boring, despite some good jokes). Then I had to keep walking on one direction slowly, making it even more boring. I gave up after I got killed by the laser duck...
The only good thing about this game is even though it looks badly programmed, no bugs.



Listen2ReasonListen2Reason

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012

What the hell, man? I expected Dino-Riders. Your icon lies!



supermoe1985supermoe1985

Rated 1 / 5 stars April 1, 2012

I can see that this is obviously a joke game, now this could work out as long as the game is playable, funny and can keep your attention. However controls (or lack thereof) are not that great, walking off screen is awkward and using the features at the bottom seem to do nothing more then present the player with a wall of caps lock text when you click on things. Now I could forgive all of this if the game was funny...but at least in my opinion the game isn't funny or fun to play and I would give you at least 3 stars for your effort but the game obviously doesn't show effort so it's 1 star from me.